katie doesnt mosh she daaarncess.

So, evolution weekend has came and passed, and it was quite boss. Mystery jETS were mint as always, and I was close to tears at ‘Flakes’, again..as i always am ha.

Ed Macfarlane is officially the sexiest man alive. fact. I have never seen someone shake their hips in a manner like he swung ha, and it was hilarious to see all the indie scene kids an big burly men alike, tryna copy his grooves, as it had all the girls a swoonin’ … they wanted to get in on the action obviously haha.

Can’t believe the vile ‘food van’ ran out of CHIPS…..yup CHIPS man! So all that was left was a sweaty meaty mess of, well meat, which meant I ended up actually PAYING to have a fecking bread roll complete with a cheese slice an afew onions thrown in for good measure eesh. Definitely satisfying that like nawt. …oh an dan fell over straight after some twelve year olds had tried to high five him and he thought he was funny by being like ‘ermmm nah’ oh the joys of karma ha. ..x

PS Had my hair cut by Mr Lee Stafford and a guy called Stacey? I officially look like a Jetson urgh. I love the sides, which so you can picture it, the right side is completely shaved off and the left is rather long and quiffy. But the back looks like a toss up between a sci-fi spacey looking bob, and a full on bowl head .

And what a humoungous ego mr stafford owns eh jesus! God if I heard him call one more girl ‘babes’ I was gonna vom. And for your information, no you cant buy a Lee Stafford for Boots diffuser alone if youve already got a hairdryer but your diffusers really crap and you just want a nice new one, youve GOT TO buy the hairdryer it comes with too….ha. x

YO!

So….with my new oh so cute macbook in tow courtesy of grandpa dobo (I thank you), and my HIAWGEE PC circa 1989 literally, thrown out of my window and hopefully smashed to smithereens, I have decided to get with the times, and get.a.blog. woo. Gone are the days of my weeks and weeks, diary scribing of trials and tribulations, fashion go’s and no’s, ups and downs, single and taken times, and probable general utter embarrassment, NOW they will be broadcast for the world to see instead. ha. So hello and enjoy, hopefully…. dobs x

P.S. Yes I will most likely tend to write how I talk…which for anyone that doesnt know, my first language is scouse, so before I get a lorra lorra comments about my lack of the “Queens English” I shall apologise now….so SOZ :D x