So, evolution weekend has came and passed, and it was quite boss. Mystery jETS were mint as always, and I was close to tears at ‘Flakes’, again..as i always am ha.
Ed Macfarlane is officially the sexiest man alive. fact. I have never seen someone shake their hips in a manner like he swung ha, and it was hilarious to see all the indie scene kids an big burly men alike, tryna copy his grooves, as it had all the girls a swoonin’ … they wanted to get in on the action obviously haha.
Can’t believe the vile ‘food van’ ran out of CHIPS…..yup CHIPS man! So all that was left was a sweaty meaty mess of, well meat, which meant I ended up actually PAYING to have a fecking bread roll complete with a cheese slice an afew onions thrown in for good measure eesh. Definitely satisfying that like nawt. …oh an dan fell over straight after some twelve year olds had tried to high five him and he thought he was funny by being like ‘ermmm nah’ oh the joys of karma ha. ..x
PS Had my hair cut by Mr Lee Stafford and a guy called Stacey? I officially look like a Jetson urgh. I love the sides, which so you can picture it, the right side is completely shaved off and the left is rather long and quiffy. But the back looks like a toss up between a sci-fi spacey looking bob, and a full on bowl head 
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And what a humoungous ego mr stafford owns eh jesus! God if I heard him call one more girl ‘babes’ I was gonna vom. And for your information, no you cant buy a Lee Stafford for Boots diffuser alone if youve already got a hairdryer but your diffusers really crap and you just want a nice new one, youve GOT TO buy the hairdryer it comes with too….ha. x
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